SARAH COOPER: He had Sirloin, I had... cat?

Ok, I'm still alive and haven't gone on an eat all I see frenzy so guess Im doing ok. Thia morning was easy for me, its Sunday and that's church day so I normally don't have time for breakfast anyway, i actually had to force myself to eat a cranberry granola bar.

After a wonderful sermon and coming home in a refreshed and great mood, I started to prepare everyones lunch. I did a simple lunch mac and cheese for them and deli sandwiches.

Me? What did I have you ask? I think I now know what the back side of a cow taste like...........CRAP.

CHEESY TORTELLINI aka dog poo

Now don't let this little guy fool you. When I cooked this up and took a look I thought
hmmm chef boy r dee..........WRONG!!!!!! This had to be the worst thing ever to touch these lips...in the trash it quickly went. Now I can handle bland and blah...but BUTT, I cannot. This was just too disgustingly indescribable, I was ready to call nutrisystem, seriously it was that bad, I wish I had a picture of Ben's face when he tasted it....priceless. This would be a good punishment for when the kids are out of line. So I stuck to my salad and carrots.

I have discovered this little character though, everytime I do start to enjoy my salad......this little character always knows, and jumps in to take it away...he is a salad thief, and would prefer my salad over his mac and cheese...everytime...guess that's a good thing:)

After lunch I took the kids to see the new movie Ink Heart. I think I must be wanting to escape the house, maybe I don't trust myself? I had to make my stop by the $ store and let the kids pick out their snacks and drinks....yes, I'm a snack sneaker in the movies. I picked my sugar free candy, all they had were these nasty caramels. I'm aloud 5 sf candies a day (pieces) Jordan picks peach rings and Meghan jolly ranchers........darn it. So we arrive and I'm thinking how am I going to do this.....the smell of movie popcorn fills the air....and I didn't really want it. Thank you Lord!!!! But I think I chewed 3 pieces of sf gum..............lol

I am beginning to think that this lack of food is effecting my mind...after losing my phone in the movies and digging through all the garbage trying to find it, I decided I'm going to get my cheese sticks at the store. I pass by some sirloin steaks and buy them for dinner. I don't know whats wrong with me! I guess I like a challenge.

So, he had sirloin...........

and I had..........

Oriental steak (cat) with mushrooms, noodles ,and peppers. Ok so it probably wasn't cat, cause it actually tasted alright. I think after that tortellini nightmare anything will at this point.

I finished off with some cabbage and celery